February 2009
“A German steel foundry worker has been given a nine months jail sentence after...”
– Austrian Times (via Warren Ellis).
English Rhymes: /-eɪʃəs/ →
tristanjay7:
So begins my rap career: Yo that girl is bodacious, vivacious, and all-together cucurbitaceous. My rhymes are audacious, contumacious, more than a little saponaceous.
That girl is impressively great in size, hard to kill, and a member of the gourd family.
Your rhymes are impudent, willfully disobedient to the summons of a court, more than a little soapy.
I love alternate...
inky:
Goto80 – Spill
Automatic 8-bit reblog....
Whose Tweet? →
nostrich:
This is a fast-paced game for Twitter junkies. You will be shown 20 random Twitter messages, one at a time, and it will be up to you to click on the user that each one belongs to. When it’s over, you can compare your performance with your friends. Who knows their friends best? Let’s find out.
This site fills a much needed gap in the world of Twitter, and I wasted absolutely no time...
mammothrept
wordjournal:
noun • a spoiled child
Ooo. Thanks for this one.
The One Mile Scroll →
rocketboom:
You scroll for a mile. Markers motivate you along your way! Guess it’s one way to pass the time at work.
(thanks Julian!!)
It’s been removed. Shame, really. I can deactivate the clicking thing in my mousewheel. Which makes it freewheel. And it’s faster when I spin it towards me. Takes a minute to slow down. I’d go through that list in no time at all!
Why am I...
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.”
– Mitch Hedberg (via affremblequotes)
Final arguments in trial against 12-year-old girl... →
“For the life of me I don’t understand why the national media hasn’t jumped all over this story.” (via Graham Linehan)
o2sms - send SMS messages using .ie websites →
acalmcatmorn:
Script/custom-made browser, that sends a free sms from the vodaphone/meteor/o2 webtxt site.
I remember when this was limited to members of Netsoc. Oh well.
List of drugs affected by grapefruit →
This is worrying because I tend to drink grapefruit juice to wash down tablets. No more (via nosmo).
Woman accused of having sex with dogs →
tristanjay7:
up-schist-creek:
mabelmoments:
tristanjay7:
up-schist-creek:
Family plans to leave her in jail to rottweiler close friends plan to retriever.
A couple of her friends have daned to help setter free and are currently trying to give her akita the jail-cell.
Word is she liked it ruff.
Courts to rule on the legality of doing it doggy-style.
Whelp, sure didn’t take you long...